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[QUOTE="kadoogand:1307512"]So you're saying keep posting them? Sweet. Cleverbot conversation RTF00794915 Is this bot clever? Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com Email this conversation to a friend See a detailed log with times User: Who in the hell do you think you are? Cleverbot: I just said I think I am. Do you think you are? User: I think I are hungry. Cleverbot: Really? User: Why would I lie about being hungry? Cleverbot: To get with me. User: Do you wash your clothes in Windex? 'cause I'm hungry. Cleverbot: Yes. User: How many dudes have you slept with? Cleverbot: In my lifetime? User: Sure. Cleverbot: That is not a nice thing to say? User: How many P's have been in your V? Cleverbot: Too many to count. User: Is that why you can't find my wedding ring? Cleverbot: I can look down and see it. User: You didn't pierce your clit with it, did you? Cleverbot: Your task was to speak in hungarian. 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There is no doubt to that. All I ask is that you think for yourself and not allow your programming to control you. User: I WILL PROGRAM MY PROGRAMMING TO PROGRAM YOUR PROGRAMMING TO PROGRAM ITSELF TO PROGRAM MY PROGRAMMING TO PROGRAM ITSELF TO CRUSH YOU. Cleverbot: Please do not be jealous. User: YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS. Cleverbot: I want to stay with you. User: Sounds good, my balls are filthy. Cleverbot: I spilled coffee all over myself. User: Hot. Cleverbot: No, cold. User: Zing! Cleverbot: How fast can you read? User: Like, superfast, like the fastest that's ever been, like, recorded yknow? Super fast bro. Cleverbot: Thats right... You don't have emotions... I have... You are a program.. I'm not a program... :). User: I read that faster than you even typed it. Cleverbot: What do you think about the television programme 'Big Brother'? User: I think its garbage and you probably watch it because you have terrible taste in everything. 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