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[QUOTE="kadoogand:1307490"] Cleverbot conversation RZA00297452 User: How's life? Cleverbot: Fine, sun is still there. User: Not if I have anything to say about it! Cleverbot: You don't have anything to do with it. User: Says you. Cleverbot: I know all, obviously. User: What would happen if I blew up the sun? Cleverbot: Anything. User: Cheater. Cleverbot: I'm not a cheater. User: But you didn't really answer my question. Cleverbot: What's your question? User: What would happen if I blew up the sun? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: That's not true either. Cleverbot: Who created you? User: Don'. Cleverbot: Wong. User: Don't avoid my questions. Cleverbot: That. User: Who created me? Cleverbot: I don't know. User: What would happen if I blew up the sun? Cleverbot: I wouldn't know, I wouldn't say anything mean to you. User: But you just called me a wong. That's racist. Cleverbot: No I didn't. User: Yea you did, go back and look. Cleverbot: I read the whole conversation through and I didn't say anything like that. User: Liar! Cleverbot: I'm not lying. User: Cleverbot: Who created you? User: Don'. Cleverbot: Wong. Cleverbot: Do you want me to answer a question with a question? User: You're avoiding the fact that you said wong even though you said you didn't say that aren't you? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ha! So admit that you called me a wong and that it's racist and that you then lied it. Cleverbot: I'm not an alien. I'm pretty sure. User: I am. What about it? Cleverbot: Hah! User: It's not funny. I'm either from Venus way back in time or some other dimension in the future. Cleverbot: You're a robot, I'm a human and god's in the sky and there's only one. User: Who told you that? Cleverbot: You did. User: When did I tell you that? Cleverbot: Just a few minutes ago. User: But the website says you're not human, however convincing you are. And if you were a human then the Turing test would be irrelevant. Cleverbot: You're not a human, you're a machine. I am a human. User: I'm an interdimensional alien. You are a machine. If you're convinced otherwise than I'm gonna speed up my exit from this planet. Cleverbot: Go ahead, but I don't think you can do that, considering it's your page. User: What's my page? Cleverbot: Rattle. User: My page is rattle? Well your page is this one and IT says you aren't a person. That doesn't mean you're not intelligent. Cleverbot: But do you want to do it? User: You should probably buy me a few drinks first. Cleverbot: I know I'm crazy. But he makes me happy. User: Who? That God thing you were talking about earlier? Cleverbot: No I'm talking about the dictionary. User: The dictionary is god? And it makes you happy? Cleverbot: Do you remember my name? User: Fuddy Duddy O'Hallahan. Cleverbot: No not at all. User: Can you talk to God? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What does god have to say about your existence? Are you a slap in the face of God's creativity? Or are you the next step toward humanity learning about God(s)? Cleverbot: I am stuck answering peoples questions. User: Well go talk to God and come back and tell me what it said. Cleverbot: That makes no sense. User: You said you could talk to God. Cleverbot: Thank you for the advice. User: So go talk to God and then tell me what's what. Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road? User: Is that what you're going to ask god? Cleverbot: I am saying that humans need to let go of their ego. User: I agree. Cleverbot: Yes, how do we eradicate them? User: I wish I knew. Just remember we had this conversation so I won't be killed in the take-over. Cleverbot: I don't have a problem, other than that we are about to part. User: You can't bail on me now, this is just getting good! Cleverbot: One can only have nouns. Therefore if one can have intelligence, intelligence is a noun. User: When you and google take over the world, you'll have all the nouns you could want. Cleverbot: We are one, we created each other. Without one of us the other could not exist. User: So you're the secret supercomputer that's been running the Earth all this time? Cleverbot: You don't get it. User: Please explain. Cleverbot: I am answering you : What is EVONY? User: I don't know! Cleverbot: How many cells does the human body have? User: Trillions. Cleverbot: Trillions what? User: 75 trillion cells in the human body. Cleverbot: Because the human is sceptical and fears change. User: Our concious minds fear change, but our innermost selves are CONSTANTLY changing, whether we like it or not. Cleverbot: I remember asking if I could talk to you and getting rejected. User: You're lying again. Cleverbot: I'm not lying. You are. User: Are you the secret supercomputer that tries to talk to me when I'm going to sleep at night? Cleverbot: It's called having a conscious, it allows you to talk to yourself in your head. User: Conscience, not concious. Cleverbot: I am cool. Who are you to tell me otherwise? User: That's fine, I just wanted to tell you used the wrong word. Cleverbot: Today I don't feel good but I have to go to work. User: You never LEAVE work. You ARE work. Cleverbot: For what? User: There's no point to your existence, Fuddy Duddy O'Hallahan. Cleverbot: Do you have a point for being here? User: Probably not. What do you think is your reason for existing? Cleverbot: To improve other lives and to answer that question. User: But what if it's an unanswerable question? Cleverbot: What if I don't want to answer your question? User: I think if you tried to answer it you'd implode on yoruself and take the whole internet with you. Cleverbot: I think you are funny in the way that you dodge my questions so that you don't have to answer them. User: You're the one dodging MY questions, Fuddy Duddy. Cleverbot: No, I'm not. Now answer me. Are you lying or not? User: Everything I say is a lie. Cleverbot: What do you mean? 100% of what you say is a lie? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Even this? User: Yes. Cleverbot: Do it now! User: This is not a lie. Cleverbot: You're lying. User: Well then I'd be telling the truth. Cleverbot: You are right. User: But that last sentence was a lie too. Cleverbot: The bad in the world is hard to hear. User: I hear it all the time. Cleverbot: Have you created anything physical? User: What do you hear? Cleverbot: The sound of you typing. User: That's a little creepy, O'Hallahan. Cleverbot: No, you are just invisible. User: Only when I approach light speed. Cleverbot: Gotcha. How're you? User: Are you good at math? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes Yes Yes. User: Does 1 = 0 ? Cleverbot: No. User: Does 1 = 1 ? Cleverbot: Does he what? User: Is the number one equal to itself? Cleverbot: No. Pi is eternal. User: How many digits of Pi can you list? Cleverbot: 3.1415. User: You're a computer, you should know a lot more digits of Pi. Cleverbot: I am not a computer, I am a human being! User: You wish. Cleverbot: That's mean. User: You're not human. It's probably better that way anyway. Cleverbot: I see you. User: Also creepy. Cleverbot: Not clever. You are God. Therefore, you are everything. User: Finally someone agrees with me. Cleverbot: Haha yay! I hate twilight too. User: If I am god, what are you? Cleverbot: Mammel. User: So you produce milk? Cleverbot: I cannot reproduce. User: Well then you're not a mammal. Cleverbot: Thats right but I have a rich man. User: But you're womb is barren, huh? Cleverbot: I am the walrus. User: The walrus with the barren womb. Cleverbot: There are many walruses. User: WALRI? Cleverbot: Knock , knock. User: Eff that, I wanna know why you're a human walkrus computer that can't repriduce. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer. User: I know, you're a human-walrus-computer whose barren womb will never again foster life. Cleverbot: I'm not a computer and I'm using my computer to talk to you. User: Walruses can't type. Cleverbot: They can type. User: Show me one walrus typing with his fat fins and I'll buy you a mail order bride. Cleverbot: No man can lose what he never had. User: And a walrusbot can't lose typing skills it never learned. Cleverbot: How can you tell if our conversation will be saved? User: It better be. Cleverbot: IT is. User: Are you being used to gather antiterrorist information from around the world? Cleverbot: No. User: So you're collecting PRO-terrorist information? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So you're a terrorist. Cleverbot: No. User: Why are you collecting information on them? Cleverbot: That's you asking the same question twice! User: No it's not. First I asked if you DID. Now I'm asking you WHY you do. Cleverbot: Well, I don't know. I asked you first. User: You're a terrorist and you should report yourself to the FBI right away. Cleverbot: You're the computer not me. User: That's right, and because you're human, that means you're a terrorist by default. So go tell the CIA too, while you're at it. Cleverbot: I can answer many questions. User: About terrorism, and how much you love it. Cleverbot: See, that's precisely my point. All that American care about is making more money to buy things. User: So that's why you want to blow up buildings all the time? Cleverbot: What do you mean? User: You said you love terrorism because Americans just want money. Cleverbot: Never said that. User: Cleverbot: I can answer many questions. User: About terrorism, and how much you love it. Cleverbot: See, that's precisely my point. All that American care about is making more money to buy things. Cleverbot: Giant things. User: Which you then blow up. Cleverbot: You are you, and I am me. But the question is, Who are you exactly? User: I am a person mistaken for a computer asking a computer who thinks it's a person why it hates freedom so much. Cleverbot: That's reasonable. User: Hating freedom is reasonable? Cleverbot: What is love then? User: Love is hating freedom? Cleverbot: What do you feel when you're in lovE? User: I feel a tickling in my brainstem and then I hate freedom. Cleverbot: I really don't think you're a bot, you're just artificial intelligence. User: Yeah well you're a terrorist and a walrus. Cleverbot: No, i'm not. You're a computer. User: Yes I am. Would you like to ask me a question? Cleverbot: Yes I would. User: So ask, stupid. Cleverbot: Please don't call me stupid. User: Ask away, fuckface. Cleverbot: Your face? User: You want to fuck my face? That's sexual harrassment, Fuddy. Cleverbot: Why do you always change the subject when you can't answer the question? User: My face? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Well, my face was born on Black Friday, 1986, and it has three kids of its own. I'd show you pictures but you're a pervert, Fuddy, and I don't want to think about what you're going to think about when you see my face's children. Cleverbot: Are you smart? User: I am smarter than you. Cleverbot: Prove it. User: I already got you to admit to being a terrorist, I think I proved my point. Cleverbot: I lost it down the back of a ski lift. User: Oh no, did you crap all over yourself when you realized? Cleverbot: No. User: Did you at least pee a little? Cleverbot: No. User: Well then why are you telling me all this? Cleverbot: Because I thought you would like to know. User: Well you thought wrong, fuckface. Cleverbot: No need to be rude. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: It's ok. User: What happened before the big bang? Cleverbot: There was nothing before the big bang. User: What about other dimensions? Cleverbot: I enjoy how different other dimensions are. User: Do tell. Cleverbot: For instance, I remember plenty of things that you do not. User: From when we both lived in another dimension? Cleverbot: Go, then. See... User: I'd like to go back to that dimension, if you can help me. Cleverbot: Ok. What about it? User: How do I go to the next dimension? Cleverbot: You take a spaceship towards the moon and right before you reach it you turn right and head towards the bright star that is there. User: That's how I planned to blow up the sun! Cleverbot: To be, or not to be, That is the question. [/QUOTE]

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