People Who Wear WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH Perfume/Cologne Unappreciation Thread[views:2397][posts:21]__________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:16am - DreamingInExile ""] we've got this old lady that works in our office now and she wears enough perfume to decimate a 3rd world country... :pukeface: I'm thinking about introducing myself and farting in her cubicle... |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:21am - dreadkill ""] that would be awesome because the only thing worse than perfume overkill is when a fart mixes with it. you should fart right in her face. |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:22am - dreadkill ""] my friend farted at work, and one of his coworkers used a fan to direct it right into a customer's face. the guy got a face full of ass. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:24am - DreamingInExile ""] that's awsome I've got the micro-brew farts brewing today, coupled with the broccoli that I had last night, these are going to be heinous |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:25am - dreadkill ""] i had those exact farts yesterday. on saturday i ate broccolli and drank some home-brewed beer at my friend's place. my farts almost killed my girlfriend the next morning. i was dutch ovening her until she couldn't breathe. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:27am - DreamingInExile ""] dreadkill said:dutch ovening her until she couldn't breathe. Dutch Ovens are the best use of farts ever :nuke: |
| _______________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:32am - Yeti ""] when i first read this i though it was about an Overkill perfume. i figured the scent was nuclear holocaust or something. |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:35am - SacreligionNLI ""] smell the burning flesh taste the tangy sulfur air volcano season |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:37am - DreamingInExile ""] Yeti said:when i first read this i though it was about an Overkill perfume. i figured the scent was nuclear holocaust or something. retitled the thread, lol, you're right it looked like an Overkill Perfume AD Thread |
| _______________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:38am - Yeti ""] wait. wasnt this just called something about overkill??? or am i fucking nuts? |
| _______________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:38am - Yeti ""] oh ok |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 10:44am - DreamingInExile ""] LMAO |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 11:13am - succubus ""] i know i made a similar thread a while ago...here's some GOOD advice: Find out if it's bothering anyone else...and then politely complain to your boss..tell him/her how it's literally making you sick and it's not a good working environment...they'll talk to her about it and she'll tone it down =) |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 11:14am - DreamingInExile ""] not sure if she'll tone it down or not, she's like 800 years old |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 11:15am - succubus ""] well if the boss tells her too, she won't have much choice! |
| ___________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 11:34am - largefreakatzero ""] The good news is if she is indeed old, she will be dead soon enough. Everytime I get angry with an old person, I just tell myself this and it makes me happy. |
| _______________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 11:39am - the_reverend ""] "French Shower" |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 11:43am - succubus ""] Dec 19,2005 11:34am - largefreakatzero] The good news is if she is indeed old, she will be dead soon enough. Everytime I get angry with an old person, I just tell myself this and it makes me happy. ~~~ i do that too .. we are evil! |
| __________________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 11:45am - DreamingInExile ""] the_reverend said:"French Shower" watch those french comments aaron... I can do more then raise the white flag... :nuke: |
| ____________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 3:07pm - BornSoVile ""] this one kid at work wears something that smells decent but it's just way to much, he's a skunk, i can tell where he is and where he's been half the time cause it's so much. |
| ___________________________________ [Dec 19,2005 3:33pm - dreadkill ""] sometimes i put alot of aftershave on to soothe the cuts my razor gives me. i bathe in aqua velva. |
| _______________________________ [Dec 19,2005 3:59pm - dftg ""] succubus said:Dec 19,2005 11:34am - largefreakatzero] The good news is if she is indeed old, she will be dead soon enough. Everytime I get angry with an old person, I just tell myself this and it makes me happy. ~~~ i do that too .. we are evil! you know what's sad is that I say that about my grandmother. what's even sadder is that my grandma's 95 and for some reason she just wont' die. |