Failure...
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[Apr 6,2006 12:05pm - HailTheLeaf ""]
Failure...this is great...
1. Go to Google
2. Type in the word "Failure"
3. Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
4.
5. Spread the word before the people at google fix it.
[Apr 6,2006 12:06pm - niccolai ""]
hahaha
[Apr 6,2006 12:10pm - hungtableed ""]
funny.
but is it funnier than this:
1. Go to Google
2. Type in the phrase "French Military victories"
3. Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
4. Google will have nothing to fix because the French's history is that of turning and running with their tales between their legs and allowing the U.S. to finish the job.
[Apr 6,2006 12:10pm - the_reverend ""]
um.. welcome to 2002...
this has been posted about a million times.
[Apr 6,2006 12:29pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
hungtableed said:funny.
but is it funnier than this:
1. Go to Google
2. Type in the phrase "French Military victories"
3. Instead of clicking "Google Search," click "I'm Feeling Lucky."
4. Google will have nothing to fix because the French's history is that of turning and running with their tales between their legs and allowing the U.S. to finish the job.
kinda like when they helped us win that lil war against the british so we could have america and all that good freedom.
[Apr 6,2006 1:19pm - HailTheLeaf ""]
freedom? there's freedom? why didn't anyone tell me...now where is it hiding?
[Apr 6,2006 1:25pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
whiskey_weed_and_women said:kinda like when they helped us win that lil war against the british so we could have america and all that good freedom.
bahaha
[Apr 6,2006 1:26pm - Yeti ""]
you freedom naysayers are idiots. WE ARE FREE!!! TOTAL freedom means anarchy. yeah there are some things you dont agree with, but just because you dont agree with them doesnt mean they are necessarily wrong. you can do ANYTHING YOU WANT in this country. you just have to face the consequences of your actions. its not a difficult concept, and it doesnt denote a lack of freedom. fucking hippies
[Apr 6,2006 1:27pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
wow yeti.....i actually agree with you on this one...i'd rather be here than ethiopia.......or canada
[Apr 6,2006 1:30pm - HailTheLeaf ""]
If you think we're free, then you don't know what freedom is
[Apr 6,2006 1:32pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
i do whatever i want whenever the fuck i want(i'm just not a dick and don't want to do stupid ridiculous things all the time)
the only reason i dsagree with saying this is a "free country" is the amount of fuckin money it takes to live here
[Apr 6,2006 1:33pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
oh ok so by all the cameras being put up on random street corners around boston is totally for my freedom i guess.
[Apr 6,2006 1:36pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
yes our president sucks balls, we are full of corrupt politicians, and money is a bitch, but would you seriously rather live in Canada......CANADA my friend[img]
[Apr 6,2006 1:36pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
i don't see any cameras where i am
you hippies need to stop using the same arguments over and over again
i totally believe that there's a hidden purpose behind what the government does...but i also know that they cannot control me if i don't let them(by being smart about doing illegal things and trying to stay away from heavily populated areas(although i just moved into worcester, but i think i can manage)
blame the damn macedonians for inventing money
[Apr 6,2006 1:39pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
SacreligionNLI said:i don't see any cameras where i am
you live in sticks, i mean seriously why would there be cameras. :wiggam:
[Apr 6,2006 1:39pm - HailTheLeaf ""]
yes, it's such a free country that the government is spying on us, cops are telling me how fast I can drive while they drive faster, and I can't grow what I want on land I want to occupy. I'm being illegally taxed without representation, and old men want to tell me how I can behave sexually and what I can and can't do with my own body. It's only a free country if you happen to be a corporation, then you can do whatever you want with no consequences, like steal and murder people.
[Apr 6,2006 1:39pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
that was exactly my point...but you also missed how i said i just moved back into worcester
[Apr 6,2006 1:42pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
HailTheLeaf said:yes, it's such a free country that the government is spying on us, cops are telling me how fast I can drive while they drive faster, and I can't grow what I want on land I want to occupy. I'm being illegally taxed without representation, and old men want to tell me how I can behave sexually and what I can and can't do with my own body. It's only a free country if you happen to be a corporation, then you can do whatever you want with no consequences, like steal and murder people.
the government is in rough shape, true, but it's because a bunch of money-hungry gredy pieces of shit are in the majority of the offices right now. they're all getting old though...
the cops are there for your protection, you have better chances of surviving a crash at 50 than you do at 100...they drive faster to hopefully catch any wreckless drivers on the road
the old men that try to control what you do with your own body are religious zealots and part of that same dying breed
the people in office right now are from a different generation, you can't predict the future based off of 20 years of american history
[Apr 6,2006 1:45pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
i would be happier if george pataki didnt cut medicaid beneffits down, but i'd rather live here than certain places in africa where they would steal my son and make him kill people at the ripe age of two, then they would rape me and kill me. charming life i tell you.
[Apr 6,2006 1:45pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
SacreligionNLI said:that was exactly my point...but you also missed how i said i just moved back into worcester
actually i still consider worcester the sticks.
[Apr 6,2006 1:46pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
if you hate the city so much then get out of there
[Apr 6,2006 1:48pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
i love living in allston thanks, and i never once said i hated living in the city. however yeah seeing people placing cameras or seeing cameras in general on street corners are really weird to me no matter how much "safer" theyre supposed to make me.
[Apr 6,2006 1:49pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
so get a petition going
we need an honest president, someone who's strong-willed and has a good sense of right and wrong without the assistance of religion
[Apr 6,2006 1:51pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
SacreligionNLI said:so get a petition going
we need an honest president, someone who's strong-willed and has a good sense of right and wrong without the assistance of religion
yeah thats not gonna happen till about 2012 sir. democrats are retarded and bitching about everything and losing all the battles that they should ONLY be going after.
[Apr 6,2006 1:51pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
but i need a president who believes in god. i am a strict christian and i want my pres to be the same.
[Apr 6,2006 1:54pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
haha we'll see what happens in 2012...maybe y2k was delayed, or maybe a comet will hit, or maybe it won't matter...the day after tomorrow
[Apr 6,2006 1:57pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
well by then people will be sick of religious leaders in office and Romney will be a one term president if we can make it that far.
[Apr 6,2006 1:58pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
i am starting my own country
[Apr 6,2006 1:59pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
we'll see what happens...i'm not too worried about it...if the economy collapses and the world is in shambles i can totally live in the woods growing my own vegetables, and pot, and maybe even domesticating some wild animals as pets and breeding them in small amounts for the purpose of a constant, diverse food source
but i'm just high and getting all hypothetical
[Apr 6,2006 2:00pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
SacreligionNLI said:i'm just high
hippie
[Apr 6,2006 2:01pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
i wanna have a farm, and breed and raise midgets.
[Apr 6,2006 2:01pm - SacreligionNLI ""]
nah i bathe
[Apr 6,2006 2:01pm - HailTheLeaf ""]
Yes, we need a puppet who shares our beliefs to comfort us while the same people who've been running things for years keep the same system of corporate slavery in place, and keep us on the same path to self destruction...yay! Let's all go watch American Idol and go to the mall!
[Apr 6,2006 2:02pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
you guys have fun with that....when ya need good quality midgets...you know where to find me.
[Apr 6,2006 2:07pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
Ma_Dukes said:you guys have fun with that....when ya need good quality midgets...you know where to find me.
midgets scare me as much as the elderly
[Apr 6,2006 2:08pm - HailTheLeaf ""]
the elderly can be frightening...just poke them with a stick
[Apr 6,2006 2:16pm - Ma_Dukes ""]
eldery drunk dont scare me...but i am scared shitless of nursing homes..i think it is the smell..but i love midgets.............and not in a creepy pornish way
[Apr 6,2006 2:32pm - dreadkill ""]
so old
[Apr 6,2006 3:26pm - Yeti ""]
what you are claiming as freedom is purely idealistic. WELCOME TO REALITY! you cant just run around doing whatever the fuck you want, that is called ANARCHY, as i previously stated. we need law, rule, and control. people cant function on their own, they need to be guided. yes i disagree with the marijuana law, but nothing is perfect. it takes time before things change. you cant have it the way you want it just because you think its right. you are free to do as you please, but there are repercussions. you just want to be able to do whatever you want without having to deal with any after effects. you want that? go live in the woods. freedom is allowing you to type what you want on a computer all the while sitting and living the hippy life. go to Iraq and tell me we arent free. you are free to practice religion as you wish, free to go to the store to buy porn, free to eat and drink whatever you want, whenever you want. you want lawless freedom. go over to Rwanda. technically they are "free" as they have no real government. tell me how it goes.
[Apr 6,2006 3:33pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
hmm interesting theories since a lot of you stated isnt true, if youre happy living on miniumalist freedom then please cont. to enjoy it. i think after living in several different parts of this country im pretty sure its not as free and easy going happy as youd love to think it would be and for that matter throwing out other countries to compare isnt how you judge or should weigh how free our country is. just remember all these freedoms were fought by people here in this country cause of the people in charge not wanting people to have the rights to it. and yeah i have the right to say whatever i want about this country and will continue to do so.
also laws ARE needed but its when the laws are against basic human right of humanity or nature that they need to be looked at again, instead of what will be better for the corporations that backed your campaign to get into office or the gods you worship.
[Apr 6,2006 3:38pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
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[Apr 6,2006 4:16pm - Man of the Century ""]
whiskey_weed_and_women, I'm curious of two things...
1) What exactly are some of the things you've seen living around the country that show you we're not free?
2) Which laws are you referring to with "when the laws are against basic human right of humanity or nature"?
[Apr 6,2006 4:21pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
ill answer a serious question, when you're an actual person.
phantom tollbooth
[Apr 6,2006 4:23pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
oh yeah just for shits and giggles im lived not stayed or visited San Antonio, Texas, Jacksonville, Florida, Poole, Georgia, DC, several counties in Maryland, Norfolk/Vabeach Virginia and Las Vegas, Neveda.
i think ive been able to seen a bit of the country in my months. also VaBeach/Norfolk is by far the best outta all of them. i dont wish anyone going to Texas but thats just my opinion.
gotta love spelling errors, thanks dwyer
[Apr 6,2006 7:35pm - Man_of_the_Century ""]
Better?
[Apr 6,2006 8:23pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
ha nope, im just some dood on a messageboard who doesnt know jackshit. i just enjoy bitching you got me.
or
no its not cause you're still just a local troll.
how about hmm either in downtown pvd or in texas watching cops beat kids who are trying to leave shows or clubs in orderly fashion but deciding theyre not leaving fast enough.
how about being pulled over at 4:30am in the morning on the way to your second job and lied to about having a headlight out when both of them are clearly on and visible to then be asked if youve been drinking and then given a 350 ticket for having your high beams on when you dont.
hmm this was a good one, how about your friend going up to a cop looking for help and you can see he was hit with something and his head was cut up but instead of asking what happend or if he needed help, you know due to the fact he was bleeding down his face, you know they get arrested.
this was a good one too, sitting in park reading a book and having a cop coming up and asking me what i was doing there. and then asking to search my person and backpack but i guess that as long as its to fight terrorists and keep our freedoms shit like this should be cool.
now not so cop shit, how about seeing dumping sites on the side of the road in both GA and Texas. nothing done about it, just you know shitload of waste and trash on the sides of the road.
which laws, well this will clearly be something to do with tax dollars how about no medicare for people who are dying and before people come in and start worrying about their tax dollar....anyone here listen to that lil band death. yeah a lil health insurance could have helped.
but whatever these are just words and im sure these are all normal things im blowing up about that shouldnt be made into freedom issues. whatever
[Apr 6,2006 11:28pm - F.A.C.E. ""]
I should have never told Samica about the Google thing.....
[Apr 6,2006 11:34pm - hoser ""]
HailTheLeaf said:freedom? there's freedom? why didn't anyone tell me...now where is it hiding?
In your work boots, Hippy.
[Apr 6,2006 11:39pm - hoser ""]
Whiskey....you clearly have a problem with the law. Your argument was pointless.....
Other dude = 1
You = 0
I like you man, and I respect you.....but the other dude won.
[Apr 6,2006 11:44pm - whiskey_weed_and_women ""]
ha do i still get like a runners up prize or something i mean i could use some weed or at least like a cookie. damn that reminds me those cookies i had lastnight were good.
so umm yeah